Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
Batman and his newest competitors are almost here! What are you guys mostly excited about? Bane? Catwoman? The new and ultra-badass aircraft?
The Dark Knight Rises, by Patricio Ruales Lopez.
